Huffington Post- If the meth doesn't wreck his teeth, the rock-eating certainly will.
Michael Sutton, 36, was arrested last week after some high school students found him near their school, eating rocks and babbling on about meth, the Des Moines
Students from Lincoln High School in Des Moines said Sutton had two young boys with him at 1:30 p.m. on Dec. 2, rocks crunching between his teeth. The students told a
At about 2 p.m., police found Sutton standing in the road, still eating rocks. According to a police report, an officer asked if Sutton thought it was odd to eat rocks, and he replied, "Well, they are small rocks."
He then grabbed the two boys, ages 4 and 5, into his car and started to drive away, but cops immediately pulled him over again because his brake lights weren't working.
After they pulled him over, they found a meth pipe in his pocket and he admitted to smoking meth, the report states.
Sutton was charged with child endangerment, failing to secure a child, possession of drug paraphernalia, and various traffic violations. The children were taken to their mother, Sutton's girlfriend.
This guy is an absolute champion. Not only does he smoke rocks, but he likes to eat them as well. You can't knock his hustle. This article almost makes him seem normal. It's as though he had the perfect answer for all the cops questions. "Why you eating rocks?" I lost my damn Meth. Well, do you think it's strange to eat rocks? Ehhh they're small rocks.
Nothing phases my man Michael Sutton. He lost his crystal rocks so he was trying to bust open the Giant rock. Hoping it would rain crystals as far as the eye can see.
I can totally see him chewing into a rock wondering why he paid drug dealers this whole time when there's an array of some denk rocks in gardens, schools, and Home Depots accross America. Michael Sutton is a fuckin Rock Star.
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