Cock Fight

Huffington Post-Last spring, tourists began flocking to Florida to cluck at a church that looks exactly like a chicken.
In October, a Google Earth user discovered that a Christian Science church in Dixon, Ill., was the spitting image of a penis -- when viewed from above.
Now that the year is coming to a close, we at HuffPost Weird are left with a nagging question: Which place of worship looks like a more realistic cock?

Florida doing it big per Usual with perhaps the Greatest cock fight of the century.  Not since the days of Kenny Powers in Mexico has there ever been quite a cock fight like this.  The Challenger: Some pussy church that looks more like a hanus duckface selfie against well the other Challenger: The Big Black Cock. 
First off what a crock of shit that this wasn't noticed until someone happened to Google Earth it.  I could tell from the ground that thing was a flacid dick  I mean look it how it's shaped that's no accident.  And then to make it brown of all things.  The CockMakers knew it had to be realistic and dimensially correct so brown was the only color that made sense. 
Both psychotic buildings also happen to be Churches...who would have thought.  No doubt the same builder built them both.  Definitely some religious nut bag as well making the one Church the Rooster or dominent (cock) male, and the other Church a Black Cock!  Why you ask, cus the name Science in it.  Any good, loving, and forgiving Christian knows Science is all made up and anyone who believes in it should burn in hell for all eternity.  The Cocky religous builder had no choice but to turn this Christian Science Center into the dicks they are.  Women from all over have come to the penis church to have the lord cock slap and mushroom stamp his divine wisdom over them.  No Brainer on this one.  Winner: BBCHC-Big Black Cock Holy Church. 


P.s.-People traveling hundreds of miles to cluck at the Chicken church is as Florida as it gets.