I'm not good at keeping with the color scheme style the same within my blogs. I guess I don't really care and really don't have the time. However the fact that I am writing this blog proves I do have the time and maybe I'm just lazy. Although it is pretty hard to get this formatting right. I need to get an editor or something. Where is an indentured servant when you need one?
Press the Preview button...Nah, I don't need that shit. I'm a fly by the seat of my pants type of guy. But...I digress.
I wanted to talk about an important issue in today's world. With so many terrible things: war, famine, pollution, Donald Trump in the White House; this may be the biggest problem nobody is addressing. San Diego has a shit ton of loony homeless people terrorizing certain areas of the City.
After working in Downtown San Diego for a year and moving to North Park for a couple months I've realized we've got some bad out people in this city. Sure, most of them have Mental Illnesses, but the key word in that sentence is mental. 90% of them talk to themselves and Go ham in the street and people sit back and say it's because of crack and meth. Fuck that! They don't have the ability to get drugs, let alone shoes. What dealer is going to come to them on the reg, cuz Franky Two Toes is smoking crack on 5th Avenue again, delighting everyone around them. (Sarcasm) If Franky Two Toes got his hand on some crack, he may go and eat someone's face off. But again that's because they are all for the most parts fucking psychotic and dangerous. I've smoked crack, but it never made me start foaming at the mouth looking for a shoe to throw at someone as I literally screamed down the street at non-existent people. I just took the phone off the hook, closed the blinds, and looked out the peephole for the Police that I was 99% sure were coming to get me.
We have 1 of 2 options in dealing with the Homeless. We do what the Hawaiin Mayor did and give the homeless one way tickets to anywhere in the country. That son of a bitch, because most of them came here to San Diego. Mayor UkawakalalaSuckula you my friend can go Fuck Yourself! Or we take the 2nd approach.
We all know New York was a scarier messier place in the 90's growing up as a kid outside of the city. That was until Mayor Bloomberg came along and Euthanized all of the Homeless. The Government probably did experiments on them too! Who knows maybe one of those crazy street rats even cured SARS. But One thing is for sure, NYC is a lot safer and nicer now.
So whichever option you'd prefer I think we can agree something has to be done. I don't know if I can take one more person taking a shit in the street or on Keith's building. So join me in my Jihad against the homeless, and let's make San Diego a better place. Or at least let's ship them to Canada. The Canadians won't give a shit aboot it. Ohh and I love Rage Against The Machine & Tom Morrello, but Tom...This is not a good idea! The Mayor armed them with cellphones one year to "call and set up interviews." When's the last time you've seen Ollie The Magic Bum on a cellphone? All they do is talk to themselves and yell at others already. Those burners were hawked faster than Percy Harvin. However one thing is for sure. I would love to hear some of these Rickety Crickets calling into Indeed.com.
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