Heat vs. Spurs Preview: The Champs Are Here

There have not been many teams to Three-Peat in the NBA Finals.  In fact up to this point only The Lakers, Bulls, and Celtics have ever done it.  The Heat have the chance to be immortalized and it all starts tonight in San Antonio.  Mark my words, "The Heat will win this Series in 6 games and become only the 4th team to ever Three-Peat."  I mean Pat Riley coined the damn phrase for Christ's Sake.  He knew what he was doing when he masterminded this team.  He is the GodFather and the rest of the Heat personnel is forever connected to his strings.  The Ultimate Puppeteer, he was even able to rope Lebron James in.

Lebron Fucking James.  He is the greatest player in our generation.  Never has there been such a combination of Speed, Size, Strength, Agility, and Coordination.  Well maybe Marty Kissel and Geary Claxton circa 2005, but I digress.  People nay Vegas thinks that The Spurs are going to win this series in 7 games?  Sure they have Home Court Advantage, but they do not have Lebron James.  Lebron can win a game in so many ways and he's surrounded by phenomenol shooters, not too mention the Greatest Shooter of all Time in Ray Allen.  Uconn Represent!!  This Heat team has studs all around.  In my opinion 4 Hall of Famers in James, Wade, Allen, and Bosh compared to The Spurs who might have 2.  Ray Allen hit a clutch 3 to send it to a game 7 that The Heat still had to win.  Ohh yeh a Game 7 where Lebron James had 37 Pts, 12 Reb, 4 Ast, and 2 Stl.  How many times did Robert Horry bail Kobe and Shaq out, bail Duncan out, bail Parker out?  Kerr and Pippen bailed Jordan out all the time.

Heat are going to win this Series, their 4th in a row, and continue to come out of the East for the next 5 years.  The ceiling with this team is endless because who wouldn't want to come play with Lebron James.  Ray Allen sure did.  He's a shooters dream.  A freight train that needs to be double teamed with eyes in the back of his head.  Dude is literally the best passer in the NBA.  Well James and my main man Ricky Rubio.  So please put the Jordan comparisons aside and watch The best player in the Game lead his Team to another Championship and etch his name into that stupid fuckin Mount Rushmore everyone is talking about.  Sit back and enjoy we've got a Dynasty on our hands.

P.s.  We need the Birdman to be Healthy.  He is our best Rim Protector and The Spurs....well the Spurs are large.  However if need be I'm sure Lebron and Wade will guard the Rim because they are the best shot blocking 2 and 3 guard/forwards in the game no question.  Not to mention we got Greg Oden looking prettttty prettttttty good.  Right Larry David?  One thing's for sure Thank You Jesus Shuttlesworth we don't have to face Luis Scola again.  Hallelujah!  Luis Scola is one of the best scorers in the NBA, but the Pacers don't seem to notice his abilities.  Sure he'll get dunked on and burned on defense 60% of the time, but if I need a clutch performer to hit a big shot I'm taking Luis Scola.  Luckily Scola isn't on the Spurs which means Lebron is on his way to his 4th title.  Just give the Heat the trophy now.  Heat in 6: Hollla