Derek Fishered out a River Sounds Much Better

I do not hate many people.  In fact I like to think I'm one of the more forgiving people on this earth.  I will never forgive Derek Fisher for his contribution to the NBA.  When you think of Derek's Fisher Legacy you think of FLOPPING!!  All the Lebron haters can hate on Wade and James for flopping on the court, but if there is someone they should be pissed at it's God damn Derek Fisher.
It honestly seemed that The Thunder wanted to lose Game 6 against the Spurs.  Why you ask?  They played Derek Fisher for nearly the entire 4th Quarter and all of Overtime.  The only reason it went into overtime in the first place was because Derek Fisher ran into screen, and rather than fighting through the Duncan's screen Derek Fisher went flying to the ground like he was shot by Bob Lee Swagger (Mark Whalberg "Shooter").
Get this flopping piece of trash who hides in the corner and guns three out of the NBA!!  He should have been retired years ago but he hangs around to try and get more rings.  I think he wants us many Rings as he can get because he doesn't have enough to play Pretty Pretty Princess correctly.  He practices his flopping in front of them when he's playing Tea-Party.  But he needs another Ring to complete the circle and ensure each Cabbage Patch Kid and American Girl Doll each has a ring to wear.  He wants everyone to be dressed correctly for Tea Party.  I mean how else can you explain his excessive flopping, he's soft as baby shit.  His dream Tea Party guest is most like Steve Buschemi from Con Air.

So instead of this guy fading into nothingness now there's talk that he will be the next Coach of the New York Knicks.  Isiah Thomas must the GM of the Knicks still.  This would be the worst hire since the Lighting Hired Barry Melrose for 11 games.  Phil Jackson will be a worse Mentor on Derek Fisher than Ray Donovan and Buccie's priest was back in Boston.  Phil knows Derek is a flopping beige piece of shit.  The Knicks will become an even bigger of a laughing stock when they're whole defense relies on flopping and taking flopping charges. Coach what's the game plan?  "Well Dorris Burke we're going to take charges every possession and if that doesn't work we're going to try and pull people down and get a foul that way.  Ohh and on offense we're going to gun up 3's.  But Phil's not listening right (nervous laugh) please don't tell him he'll beat me."  

If the Knicks hire Flopping Fisher it will be the worst move in Coaching history.  This guy has literally done nothing but make lucky 3's and get big chargers in crunch moments.  He literally changed the way the NBA is played by standing in front of actual athletes driving to the basket and then getting blown backwards like he stepped on an I.E.D.  I hope the next charge Derek Fisher sets is the Charge from the Electric Chair Phil Jackson will eventually put him when Derek begins to repeat Flop over and over again like "Hodor" "Hodor".