Frank Gore didn't choose the illiterate life, the illiterate life chose him. Frank Gore may be the most consistent retard ever to play in the NFL. His 100 yard rushing average is nearly double his IQ, and his minute brain has been rushing by defenses for nearly a decade.
With all the concussion tests in the NFL the 49ers are pumped that Frank Gore does not have a brain. Take that Roger Goodell. He was reading at an astounding 3rd grade level in High School and was welcomed to the University of Miami with open arms. That of course was after he took the SAT's 13 times to break a score of 700.
With San Francisco poised to make another run at the Super Bowl we can only hope for an exciting Gore Press Conferences in the future...Hopefully his English to English translator is on hand. Frank Gore may have the IQ of your average house plant, but he's one running back I wouldn't want to see in the playoffs.
P.s. Frank Gore works as a WalMart greeter in the off season.
why do you hate Frank Gore?
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